Guide to Attracting Today's Woman

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Phil Proctor introduces scientific research on the art of Attracting Today's Woman. Dr. Hassenshtimmel and Dr. Rose Eastclimber explain the 7 Stages of Flirtation are dramatized. Todd (Ken Roberts) sits next to a beautiful girl (Susan Richardson) at a bar. A stunt double of Clint Eastwood adds to the humor. Tommy Lee Cook sings an original song and coaches Henry Nebish (Tom Silardi) as he is transformed from a nerd into a man who gets the girl (Brenda Bakke) he always wanted.

SEVEN STAGES OF FLIRTATION

Video by Irv Goodnoff

RESEARCH STUDIES

Dr. F. BEACH
Sexual Attractivity, Proceptivity, and Receptivity in Female Mammals

Dr. D. MORRIS
Manwatching, A Field Guide to Human Behavior

Dr. R.C. SUGGS
Marquesan Sexual Behavior

Dr. T. PERPER
Flirtation Behavior in Public Settings

Dr. J. FAST
Body Language

Dr. S. CAVIN
Liquor License, An Ethnology of Bar Behavior

CAST

Henry Nebish
TOM SILARDI

The Guide
PHIL PROCTOR

Todd's Girl
SUSAN RICHARDSON

Candy
BRENDA BAKKE

Dr. Hassenshtimmel
GEORGE MEMMOLI

Dr. Rose Eastclimber
ROBIN McKEE

Mrs. Green
ROBIN CARUSO

Jack
CHARLES DIERKOP

Todd
KEN ROBERTS

Stanley
BILLY BRAVER

Joe
RICK BROWN

Chip Weanydale
TIM KELLY

Lisa (our Marilyn)
CATLYN DAY

Work-Out Buddy
TOMMY LEE COOK

Gawker
MARK NANO

Gawker's Girl
GAYLE MURPHY

Tailor's Dancers
NANCY GREGORY
TRACY RUEHL

Melon Fighters
DEREK HOYLE
ALEX PETALE

Hairdresser
DOUG WAYNE
(of Contours Salon)

Eye Doctor
ALAN GOODNOFF

Dentist
DAVID REED

Plastic Surgeon
DON BALDWIN

Dainty Drinker
MIKE WELSH

Shooter Girls (Remember!)
ASHLEY BROOKS
MARCI MARKS

Shooter Sucker!
RAFFAELE MARRAFFA

Clint Eastwood Clone
CHRIS FOX

Clint's Girl
BRENDA KYLE

Fantasy Kiss Girl
SASKIA LODDER

Clothes Deliverers
"Madame X" MAXINE PETTRUCII
CHRIS "Godzilla" DOLIBER

Street Shoppers
DESIREE LEVINE
CARLA MARIA VON WIEGANDT

Dancers
VICKY CLEMONS
NIDIA COTA
MONIQUE DE BOCK
DESIREE LEVINE
MARGUERITTE LOUISE
ROBYNE DE SHOFNER

Bar Girls
MARILYN SCOTT
CARLA MARIA VON WIEGANDT
LEIGH HILL
DEANNA HURST
LESLIE TIEDTKE
JEMONE STEWEART
CAROL HARRIS

Our Melon Girl
APRIL CARRILLO
555-3876

CREW

Associate Producer
DR. JULIA SLADEK, M.D.

First Assistant Director
MARC FIGUEROA

Second Unit Asst. Director
TERY ARNOLD

Makeup
LIZBETH WILLIAMS

Editors
SCOTT ALTHIZER
CHRIS WAKEFORD

Additional Editing
ANDRES MARKOVITS

Assistant Editor
PETER STRAUSS

Postproduction Facility
BREENE KERR PRODUCTIONS

On Line Editor
BRENT SUNDLING

On Line Supervisor
BILL CROOKS

Paint Box Facility
DUDKOWSKI-LYNCH ASSOC.

Artists
PETER SCHOFIELD
JOHN PAUL

Technical Supervisor
MICHAEL BAIRD

Post Production Audio
EFX SYSTEMS

Audio Mix By
JERRY LENTZ

Audio Assistant
TOM DIONNE

Choreographer
NANCY GREGORY

Additional Music Coordinator
JEFF JANNING

Camera Operator
VANCY PIPER

Assistant Cameraman
DON CAMPBELL

Sound Recording
GARY GLADSTONE

Key Gaffer
ALAN GOODNOFF

Gaffers
FRANK SHEINDBACK
NELSON ELWELL

Grip
MARK ELLENSOHN

Grip Truck
MARICK PRODUCTION SERVICE

Costumes
RON FIGUEROA
LYDIA FLEMING

Set Decoration
CHRIS MAYFIELD
CHRIS FOX

Art Construction
JAVIER RAMIREZ

Assistant To The Director
JOANNE PARATORE

Script Continuity
SHEILA JO CLARK

Casting
MARTA TOLLERUP

Porduction Manager/
Associate Producer
EILEEN FIELDS

Production Assistants
DANNY RETZ
SCOTT FINDLEY
RICH ASKEW

Catering
ON LOCATION CATERING

Unit Publicist
VIOLET SZILVAS

Production Stills
JAN BUTCHOSKY

"THE GUIDE TO GETTING GIRLS"
Composed and Sung by:
TOMMY LEE COOK

"GET UP"
MIKEY PINERA
GUY BABYLONG

"LOVE MAKER"
JERRY MARCELLINO

"LOVE MEAT"
CHRIS ROSE

Additional Music By
JIM BRUNO
ROBERT CULBERTSON
GREG VITO
and
KEN MINARDI

SPECIAL THANKS TO
ALFA ROMEO
BILL ACKERMAN
JIM BRUNO
JUDY BRUNO
TOMMY LEE COOK
BILL CARRUTHERS
BOB FLINT
Dr. GARY FREIDMAN, M.D.
KIKI GOUNARIS
Dr. RON GRUBER, M.D,
GEORGE JOHNSEN
THEOFILOS PAPPAS
ROBERT RADLER
DIANE RUSSELL
MAY SHANE
ROGER SHANE
SONY CORPORATION
GTE SPRINT
STROH'S BEER

@COPYRIGHT 1988 DAVID REED
All Rights Reserved

MUSIC

Guide to Getting Girls / Hey Little Girl
TommyLeeCook.com/mp3/heylittlegirl.mp3

BuckinghamBar.com
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youtube.com/@worldfamousbuckinghamblues6337/videos

planetproctor.com

Tom Silardi